nativeandnaive:

legendxofxzach:

One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-

You fucking champ

weavemunchers:

when your friend says something to your parents that they didnt know about

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illkim:

"Mom can we get McDonalds?"

"Eat what’s in the fridge"

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(Source: illkim)

vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

(Source: socotic)